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Don’t Mean Shit

When using the (American-)English language, it’s important to say which type of animal faeces you mean:

BULLSHIT – not true, lies
DOGSHIT – poor or low quality
BATSHIT – illogical or crazy
APESHIT – frighteningly aggressive
HORSESHIT – unfair
CHICKENSHIT – cowardly
JACKSHIT – nothing, nothing at all (a jack is a male donkey)
ROCKING HORSE SHIT – exceedingly rare

Text credit: @incunabula
(emphases mine)

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